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Written by Uncle Luther
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Saturday, 29 August 2009 22:27 |
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You might be a Presbyterian if…
- Your pastor is currently on part 23 of a 12 part series.
- You have made Jesus lord of your life, but you’re still holding on to your wallet with all your might.
- You’ve ever caught yourself praying in the name of Calvin.
- You believe God has predestined the elect to eternal life, but have a strong desire to witness to people on airplanes.
- You refer to The Westminster Confession as “The Newer Testament.”
- When asked for advice you’ve ever responded by saying: “Deal with it.”
- Everywhere you look you see evidence of depravity.
- You think “Matthew 18” is an entire chapter devoted to church discipline and conflict resolution.
- You know what the “Doctrines of Grace” are.
- You prefer tulips to daisies.
- You understood #10.
- When confronted with someone’s pain, your first thought is about God’s role in suffering instead of what you can do to help.
- You have ever tried to convert other Christians to Calvinism.
- You thank God daily for the ESV Bible translation.
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