| Bride of Christ Jilted at Altar |
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| Written by Administrator |
| Saturday, 21 May 2011 22:09 |
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EARTH- Today was a sad day for one blushing bride. After making plans for a wedding to rival that of Prince William, the Bride of Christ stood waiting for the Groom to make His long awaited appearance. He did not show His face. “He didn’t even call, or text, or tweet or update His status on Facebook,” the disappointed bride told reporters. Christ was not available for comment despite numerous prayers forwarded to His address in Heaven. “That’s to be expected,” said the bride. “He’s a very quiet and private guy. Even through this whole process, He hasn’t been very vocal.” In fact, the Groom wasn’t even present at the proposal two years ago. According to witnesses, the proposal and wedding date were announced by the bride through an obscure radio network. Listeners to that radio network then sold all of their possessions, bought a number of vans and billboard advertisements and began the process of inviting the entire world to the wedding. The Groom however has kept a low profile and has made no recent comments on the planned wedding. However, a posting on His Facebook page dated 2,000 years ago indicates He is not aware of the wedding date and has no intention of telling the Bride when that day will arrive. “I just don’t understand,” The Bride said. “I was so certain.” This is not the first time The Groom has failed to appear at His own wedding. Based on a long history of false alarms, it certainly will not be the last. |
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